Gold Beach Inn, Kenting

PYRAMID toilet brand is almost as inappropriate as UNICORN underwear.  The Kenting seaside hotel bathrooms had no water pressure, shower doors, or decent lighting.  Fine for washing off sand but a bit too penitentiary for the price tag.

Tandoor Indian

After a vindaloo, I'm in the loo!

The only thing nicer than a spicy curry, is a clean commode when you're in a hurry.   Though the clay plaque of John Barleycorn found no purchase amongst the quixotic bric-a-brac that served as decor. The checkerboard wall tiling cut a strident swath, hissing at the seashell framed wicker mirror, suspended over a sink from what must have been a Jules Verne nightmare. Together the ensemble says, evacuate your bowels,  fuck baroque, god is dead.