Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Nan Shan Insurance

Nothing makes me want to take a shit quite like indoor palm trees. Life is full of unexpected twists and turns.  But if shit ever goes down, Nan Shan Insurance has got your back and your backside.  After an introspective espresso under the faux fronds, head for the W.C. behind the ground floor guard.  Don't be afraid to push your bowels to their tidal limits.  This bathroom is a bunker. 


Racking up the points like an IBM tabulating machine at Auschwitz (oops, busted!) this bathroom scores on all accounts.  Full-length door, automated urinal, seat covers, soap and paper towels.  Need I say more?  Oh yeah, 2-ply toilet paper for that added insurance that all asses deserve.

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