Gordon Biersch 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

I have arrived.

There's something comforting in full length stall doors.  It's the most protection you can hope to achieve in Asia.  It's the antithesis to the squat.  It's bunker like Archie, but without the racism.  Drop trow., hum, sing, get your shadow puppets on, whatever.  It's a 1st class cabin on Air Dubai for a $5 beer.  The skies the limit.  Go man go!

Just look at the length of that door!  If China attacks I'm heading to GB and buying some tacos. 
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Sababa 🚽 🚽

Sababa is one of those amazing places that has great food, tons of veg. options, cheap prices, hot waitstaff, TP, soap, AND Paper T's.  So why the paltry 🚽 🚽  rating?

I guess it's because it's a little dingy and a little exclusive.  The entire bathroom area is limited to one patron at a time, which would be fine normally, except it's a HUGE area that monopolizes most of the real estate of the restaurant.  Which is kind of in line with the 5-star pampering a Sheik deserves.  Except no one wants to be the center of attention when taking care of business.  🚽 🚽

Good Goods Cafe & Grocery 🚽

Good Goods Cafe is elegantly poised on the corner of NTU campus.  The interior ambience is post industrial neo minimal with traces of christian book store sneaking out at you.

The status of the bathroom is indeed biblical.  Phew!  It's another 1 toilet rating for even having a toilet.  But it's cesspools like this that make me wish I had instantiated a bedpan rating system instead of a throne-based metric.  🚽 

Descend into the dookie dungeon.  Affronted with a naphthalene apocalypse I found myself reminiscing of better days gone by, like when I was so wasted I couldn't remember puking in bathrooms like this.  There should be some bacteria or super-villain that feeds off the stench of piss and moth balls.  Oh yeah, it's useless idiots like me, with nothing better to do than update my blog.  Maybe that's the genius side of Good Goods.  "We threw in the Christian stuff so you'd have to forgive us."  Om bitchez.

No TP.  No paper T's.  No soap.  It's hard to even rate Good Goods Cafe AND Grocery with one sad, skid-marked bowl, but I am nothing if not a man of my word.  Ok fuckers.  Here ya go.  You at least had a toilet.  Way to go. 🚽 

gonna 🚽 🚽 🚽

The toilets are shared in the building lobby between gonna and PAUL (depuis 1889) which were an easy 5-flush brief reprieve from the usual squatty squalor of slapdash neglect and crude design.  However, gonna with all of its cheaper fare clientele have depreciated the bowl down to 3 flushes.  🚽 🚽 🚽 

 The sheer number of users skyrocketing from 10 to 100 per day has imbued the restroom with a ubiquitous stench of piss.   I don't know if the wealthier patrons of PAUL are better human beings, but, at least they have better aim.

Perhaps the only remaining vestige of its former glory lies in the civil proffering of soap AND paper towels.   A flush for each, and one for the softer hued lighting.  🚽 🚽 🚽